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*A woman meets a man in a bar.*
*
They talk; they connect; they end
Up leaving together.*
*
They get back to his place,*
*
And as he shows her around his
Apartment. She notices that one wall of his**
**Bedroom is*
*
Completely filled with soft, sweet,
Cuddly teddy bears.*
*
There are three shelves in the
Bedroom,*
*
With hundreds and hundreds of cute,*
*
Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
In rows, covering the entire wall!*
*
It was obvious that he had taken
Quite some time to lovingly arrange them*
*
And she was immediately touched*
*
By the amount of thought he had
Put into organizing the display.*
*
There were small bears all along
The bottom shelf,*
*
Medium-sized bears covering the
Length of the middle shelf,*
*
And huge, enormous bears running
All the way along the top shelf.*
*
She found it strange for an
Obviously masculine guy*
*
To have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,*
*
She is quite impressed by his
Sensitive side.*
*
But doesn't mention this to him.*
*They share a bottle of wine and**
**Continue talking and,*
*
After awhile, she finds herself
Thinking,*
*
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
Could be the one!*
*
Maybe he could be the future
Father of my children?'*
*She turns to him and kisses him**
**Lightly on the lips*
*
He responds warmly.*
*
They continue to kiss, the passion
Builds,*
*And he romantically lifts her in**
**His arms and carries her into his bedroom*
*
Where they rip off each other's
Clothes and make hot, steamy love.*
*She is so overwhelmed that she**
**Responds with more passion,*
*More creativity, more heat than she**
**Has ever known.*
*After an intense, explosive night**
**Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,*
*They are lying there together in**
**The afterglow.**
The woman rolls over, gently
Strokes his chest and asks coyly,*
*'Well, how was it?'*
*The guy gently smiles at her,*
*
Strokes her cheek,*
*Looks deeply into her eyes,*
*And says:*
'Help yourself to any prize
From the middle shelf'
*
They talk; they connect; they end
Up leaving together.*
*
They get back to his place,*
*
And as he shows her around his
Apartment. She notices that one wall of his**
**Bedroom is*
*
Completely filled with soft, sweet,
Cuddly teddy bears.*
*
There are three shelves in the
Bedroom,*
*
With hundreds and hundreds of cute,*
*
Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
In rows, covering the entire wall!*
*
It was obvious that he had taken
Quite some time to lovingly arrange them*
*
And she was immediately touched*
*
By the amount of thought he had
Put into organizing the display.*
*
There were small bears all along
The bottom shelf,*
*
Medium-sized bears covering the
Length of the middle shelf,*
*
And huge, enormous bears running
All the way along the top shelf.*
*
She found it strange for an
Obviously masculine guy*
*
To have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,*
*
She is quite impressed by his
Sensitive side.*
*
But doesn't mention this to him.*
*They share a bottle of wine and**
**Continue talking and,*
*
After awhile, she finds herself
Thinking,*
*
'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
Could be the one!*
*
Maybe he could be the future
Father of my children?'*
*She turns to him and kisses him**
**Lightly on the lips*
*
He responds warmly.*
*
They continue to kiss, the passion
Builds,*
*And he romantically lifts her in**
**His arms and carries her into his bedroom*
*
Where they rip off each other's
Clothes and make hot, steamy love.*
*She is so overwhelmed that she**
**Responds with more passion,*
*More creativity, more heat than she**
**Has ever known.*
*After an intense, explosive night**
**Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,*
*They are lying there together in**
**The afterglow.**
The woman rolls over, gently
Strokes his chest and asks coyly,*
*'Well, how was it?'*
*The guy gently smiles at her,*
*
Strokes her cheek,*
*Looks deeply into her eyes,*
*And says:*
'Help yourself to any prize
From the middle shelf'