Mick8v
26-07-2007, 10:45 PM
Bloke goes for a job in a timber yard, in his interview the boss asks him, "what makes you think your right for the job?"
The man replies "I can tell what sort of wood it is, where,it was cut down, and when it was cut down, just by the smell of it".
The boss is intrigued, so they blindfold him and shove a lump of wood under his nose, the man says "canadian spruce cut down in the southern rockies in 1997", everyone is taken aback, hes right, so another lump comes out, the man sniffs it and says "cedar cut down in the french ardennes in 2005", hes right again and on it goes.
Eventually everyones hacked off with him getting it right, so the boss drags his missus out and shoves her blert in the blokes face, hmmm not sure about this one he says, can you turn it over, the boss shoves her backside in his face, the man is perplexed, "well youve got me " he says " ill have to guess.... is it the sh1thole door of an old trawler?".
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The man replies "I can tell what sort of wood it is, where,it was cut down, and when it was cut down, just by the smell of it".
The boss is intrigued, so they blindfold him and shove a lump of wood under his nose, the man says "canadian spruce cut down in the southern rockies in 1997", everyone is taken aback, hes right, so another lump comes out, the man sniffs it and says "cedar cut down in the french ardennes in 2005", hes right again and on it goes.
Eventually everyones hacked off with him getting it right, so the boss drags his missus out and shoves her blert in the blokes face, hmmm not sure about this one he says, can you turn it over, the boss shoves her backside in his face, the man is perplexed, "well youve got me " he says " ill have to guess.... is it the sh1thole door of an old trawler?".
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