Graham
25-07-2007, 11:35 AM
Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home.
Every night after dinner Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, with lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and says ....... "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
What?" She asks.
"SEX!" he replies.
"Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," says Harold , "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it tenderly.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.
She walked around the senior citizen home where she finally found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled sheepishly and replied.......
"Parkinson's"
Every night after dinner Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, with lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and says ....... "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
What?" She asks.
"SEX!" he replies.
"Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," says Harold , "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it tenderly.
Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.
She walked around the senior citizen home where she finally found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled sheepishly and replied.......
"Parkinson's"