Graham
18-07-2007, 10:32 AM
A bus load of nuns die in a bus crash and go to heaven.
St Peter asks first nun "have you ever had contact with a penis?"
First nun replies " I touched on with my finger once"
St Peter says "dip you finger in this holy water."
St Peter asks the second nun "have you ever had contact with a penis?"
Second nun replies " I fondled one in my hand once"
St Peter says "dip you hand in this holy water."
Suddenly there's a commotion, a nun has pushed her way to the top of the queue.
St Peter asks "What is the matter sister?"
The nun replies " If I'm going to gargle that holy water I want to do it before sister Ann puts her ar$e in it"
St Peter asks first nun "have you ever had contact with a penis?"
First nun replies " I touched on with my finger once"
St Peter says "dip you finger in this holy water."
St Peter asks the second nun "have you ever had contact with a penis?"
Second nun replies " I fondled one in my hand once"
St Peter says "dip you hand in this holy water."
Suddenly there's a commotion, a nun has pushed her way to the top of the queue.
St Peter asks "What is the matter sister?"
The nun replies " If I'm going to gargle that holy water I want to do it before sister Ann puts her ar$e in it"