Female Section For GTE Widows??

[Montytronix]

Running an old GTE lady takes time tears, alot of tamtrums and some £££ bunse now an again, at the expense of us tending to our loved ones back indoors. These ladies see our old ladies as a threat not only to the amount of £££ and time we spend on em..... but they do get jealous over competing for attention
So Admins would it be a good laugh and good for the said GTE widows to have thier say in this forum?!!

After all GTE's are a great excuse to get away from the earache now an again? iam saving up for the woodshed with a distillery for total peace and tranquility

[Montytronix]

Why women should avoid girls' nights out after they are married...

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem ****ed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, 'Oh shit', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[Addz]

HAHA I know my missus would agree with that. She defo is a GTE widow recently. :D

[Addz]

Why women should avoid girls' nights out after they are married...

The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem ****ed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, 'Oh shit', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

I heard Jimmy Jones say that joke, quality :D

[sri kid]

Fantastic !!!:applause:

[GTEGirl]

I'm the opp - Ive a GTE widower... oh boy isn't he an unhappy boy recently!!! and? his point is????

[Montytronix]

Hmmm GTE girl with attitude i like it !!

Well iam with you...my wife hates the sight of them. I have 3no saved from getting broken up for lucrative spares

Caused too many rows....
She hates the smell of petrol...the smell of grease....the smell of swalfega
she hates grease round the light switches...

But iam living my life.... not her ....i always loved em....
wanna drive em hard.....before i get too old

A man [or GTE woman] must have a passion before your boots are hung up for good

[Mark T]

My missus spends as much time on babyfit as I do on car forums.

[4doorvalver]

A very funny joke


^^^^(rolf2)

[GTEGirl]

Hmm... to be honest, if i'm not in the car, i'm on my horse.... but I cook well, honest! I work hard, so I play hard. I wouldn't begrudge him doing the same should he want to - just happens to prefer being on the PC watching baseball! suits me!

[minty]

my missus gets nasty with me when i get home at midnight after a stint on the gte...............nevermind eh(rolf2)

[Montytronix]

funny you should say that minty...... mine does too.... cant think why?

.....usually out after i have been under the GTE for a few hours...tis good to take it out hussling the chavs in their impressas...
funny its always a small gimp behind the wheel in an impressa....unfair weight advantage i think lolol

[GTEGirl]

I thought you had to pass an idiot test to drive one? actually... maybe thats a tad judgemental....

[spuds_own]

i can go work on other peoples and she dunt find out but cant work on mine