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The Camel
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A new Artillery Captain was assigned to a Battery in a remote post in the Iraqi desert. During his first inspection of the Battery, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant Major why the camel is kept there.
The frustrated Sergeant Major said, "Well Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have the camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant Major to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, looking very pleased with himself he asks the Sergeant Major, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No. Not really Sir, they usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
A new Artillery Captain was assigned to a Battery in a remote post in the Iraqi desert. During his first inspection of the Battery, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant Major why the camel is kept there.
The frustrated Sergeant Major said, "Well Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have the camel."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about 'urges', so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant Major to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, looking very pleased with himself he asks the Sergeant Major, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No. Not really Sir, they usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
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